Somewhere Between California and Texas

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........"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on" - Unknown ..."Sometimes when I'm angry, I just sing a song. How can you be angry and singing at the same time?" - Marissa Carol Endora LaLuna Tome .......... "Sure, drugs may lead to nowhere. But, at least it's the scenic route! - Heard in a meeting........ "If your library is not 'unsafe', it probably isn't doing it's job" - John Berry, Library Journal, Oct '99.... "Beer didn't make me fat! It made me lean.. (against doors, walls, cars.. etc.) - Heard in a meeting.... "I am NOT infantile - you stinky poopyhead! - Bumper sticker....